Day No.4

4) Your favorite photograph of your best friend

UGH BUT ALL MY FRIENDS ARE SO PRETTY.

Like Shteen looks pretty in this one

And then Katt looks super mature and pretty in this one.

And then Tracey be like fiiiine in this one

And then Banana be drop dead gorgeous

LIKE ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE SUPER ATTRACTIVE WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

<3

In Parallel Universe in which Mariah Marries Bigfoot

Katt and I have the best Skype conversations

Mariah: I just wanna go live in the woods by myself and write and draw all day
Kittles: ^^^^
Mariah: I think I’d even be okay without internet tbh because I’m just THAT tired of bullshit
Kittles: be a fucking nomad or hermit
Mariah: Become one with nature
Mariah: pee outside
Mariah: Make love to a log
Mariah: I’ll live in a log cabin
Kittles: xD
Mariah: Live near a body of water and in the mountains
Mariah: try to live near a waterfall so that showering is easier
Mariah: befriend a bear
Mariah: marry bigfoot
Mariah: have ugly bigfoot children whom only I will think are beautiful
Mariah: Send ‘em to your house during the summer
Mariah: ‘What did you learn at your aunt Katt’s house?’
“Meh”
Mariah: *begins to knit their own body hair*
Kittles: im gonan piss mselyf omg
Mariah: You’d have to teach me how to make shoes for them
Mariah: Their dad would be so against it, but I don’t want them stepping on fucking stickers, bad enough they’ll drag those in on the rest of their body hair
Mariah: I’ll practically have a beautician’s license after a few years with bigfoot and his children
Kittles: nah
Kittles: they'd have hobbit feet
Kittles: fucking calluses from running wild at aunt katt's house
Mariah: They’ll have to choose if they want to be people or bigfoot
Mariah: just like Wolf Children
Mariah: my third son will run up to the top of our fucking waterfall-shower and start yodeling and then run off into the sunset
Kittles: it's fucking gorgeous
Mariah: My daughter will not feel accepted in human society, so she will probably stay at home with me and her dad
Mariah: my oldest son will dress up in a monkey suit and get a desk job. He’ll be totally convincing
Kittles: like a fucking modern day octodad
Kittles: there's that one guy who's super paranoid and knows it's a bigfoot kid in a suit
Kittles: but no one in the office believes him because fucking Carl is at it again last week it was Helen in HR being a damn alien and now it's picking on the new guy fuck off Carl
Mariah: When they all come home to visit they will all report such interesting things:
Daughter: “Mom and I went to town and sold some paintings— actually I just hid in the trees and watched her.”
Oldest son: “I wrote some reports the other day and may be getting a raise soon!”
Youngest son: “I shit out some blueberries the other day— everything was purple.”
Husband: "AAARRRRgGH."
Me: “Honey I told you to be supportive— Brad is trying very hard at the office.”
Kittles: fuckig pruple im dying
Mariah: We’ll try and find love for our only daughter and contact the Yetis up in the North to see if they’d like to arrange a marriage
Mariah: I’ll be in my fifties and wanting grandchildren and dammit we know Brad is married to his job and Phillip is over there humping trees, so Gretta is our only hope
Kittles: I say I love them all equally but I'm secretly proud of Phillip the most because he's living up to his full potential and taking after his dad and aunt katt
Mariah: Phillip rules the forest next to his dad. They punch honey badgers in the face.
Mariah: Brad becomes so driven by his lifestyle that be looks into getting hair removal treatments and reconstructive surgery for his face and feet because “I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG BODY MOM”
Me: “THIS ISN’T WANT I WANTED FOR YOU BRAD— I LEFT THAT LIFE FOR A REASON. YOU’RE JUST GONNA GET BUTTFUCKED AT EVERY TURN!”
Mariah: Husband: “arg raaaugh arg arg waahh.” (I should have stuck to fucking trees).
Mariah: Gretta: “DAD!”
Me: “Don’t worry, sweetie, he doesn’t mean it. Who’s my strong handsome sugar foot?~”
Husband: "Mraagh~ <3(mee~)"
Kittles: omg im fucking dyig

Day No.3

3) Your favorite store

OMG BUT THERE ARE SO MANY.

1. Barnes & Noble
2. Half-Price Books
3. Petsmart
4. Petco
5. Atomik Pop
6. Best Buy
7. Goodwill-- Idk I just like all the weird stuff you can find

That's all I can think of really.

Day No.2

2) A photo of something you ate today.

I'm too lazy to take a picture of the shit I eat because usually I've already eaten it by the time I think about taking a picture, soooo

Only without the red onions.

and

Later losers lovelies

Day No.1

1) A photo of yourself and a description of how your day was

Oh God I look terrible

My day was okay. I got up, got dressed, ate, took Dandy outside and then went to school. I did homework during my Intro to Computing Systems class. I went to the main building, bought some stuff, did more homework and ate. Then I decided I was DyInG and needed caffeine which isn't always a good idea for me since I have an anxiety disorder and caffeine can trigger uncalled for attacks. But you know

Yolo

Went to Lit to 1800 class and had a BlueBook exam and felt like I did...maybe subpar. Then noped on out of there once I was done because Speech class was cancelled and I was exhausted.

Called Dad when I got home to get more details on some moving plans. Then went straight to sleep and slept for 3 hours.

The rest of the night was spent derping around on Lioden. XD

I hope you're happy, Catherine

My Friend is an Ass

Look at what's she's (Catherine) making me do:

I'll have you know that I am not doing these in order and I'll probably do multiples a day.

Idk I might change my mind and do them in order. Kinda depends.

I Stole a Thing from Tumblr

1. Of all of the original characters you have written, do you have a favorite?

Oh my God help Probably Symphanyo

2. Is there a ship/show for whom/which you are interested in writing yet are intimidated to try?

Nope! My most recent ship/show has been Rock and Revy from Black Lagoon and I've took to it like a retriever to water!

3. Have you ever written a chapter/scene that made you cry? Which one(s)?

I've never actually *cried* while writing (at least I don't think). But I have reread stuff that I've written and teared up and thought to myself, "I did it!" Which ones? That's a secret.

4. Which of your stories would you most like to see made into a movie?

Don't get my hopes up Idk Symphanyo's story would be kinda neat to see as a movie.

5. Is there a character you find particularly difficult to write? Which one? On the flip-side, which character flows most easily for you when writing?

ANY character I have that has yet to be fully developed is difficult for me to write. As for who is easiest: Symphanyo, Inari, and Sasha.

6. Are there writers from other fandoms whom you admire? If so, whom?

...I don't think so? Like, not any I can call off the top of my head. My friend Katt writes some pretty cool stuff though. And there are a LOT of talented writers in the Legend of Korra fandom!

7. Do you have a favorite story among your body of work?

I love Symphanyo's story to bits. Everything else needs to be bludgeoned tenderly worked on with all my love~

8. Do you have a story that consistently challenges you? (or has challenged you in the past?)

THE DOG PEOPLE

9. Have any of your multi-chaptered fics grown out of prompts submitted on tumblr? Do you enjoy receiving prompts, anonymous or otherwise?

I don't think I've ever had anything sprout forth from a prompt that grew to weedy proportions. Usually multi-chaptered fics are planned to be multi-chaptered. I have taken 'drabbles' and turned them into monstrously long one-shots though!

10. Do you have an idea for a story that intrigues you but haven’t been able to piece together? What would it take to inspire you to actually write it?

YES. And idk I'd probably have to hug a dinosaur

11. Have you ever created alternate versions of your own stories? Are there any you are tempted to write?

Nope. Sometimes I have ideas for spin-offs though.

12. Do you sneak personal references into any of your stories? Would you care to share some examples?

"Oh my God, you're a virgin?! Oh my God, keep it forever-,Okay, not forever, that would suck."

I need Shteen to do this now, along with Katt.